Reasons Why I Hate My Uncle

More Than Ten Reasons Why I Hate My Uncle....

1. He's Ugly
2. Purposely stays in the Bathroom for a long Ass time
3. He never showers (So he Stinks)smells like mixed Cigarettes and dog)
4. He moved into my house (Was supposed to move out a long ass time ago)
5. Is really rude to the rest of the family
6. Is really abuses 
7. The police always takes his side. (So I can never tell them the real "story" of what actually happened)
8. He is very very very and I do mean VERY racist toward Asians
9. Threatens to kill me at times
10. He never listens
11. Pretends that I'm a ghost 
12. He likes to cook food for the family but then never let's me have any 
13. When  I cook something sweet he thinks "oh you cooked something sweet huh? I get to have some to right?" Me~ "Hell no!! Why the hell should I give you anything when you don't do shit for me? Fucking Idiot!"
14. He's very very very and I do mean VERY stereotypical to anyone or anything
15. Doesn't know how to take care of his dog
16. Threatens to throw/drop off my cat somewhere or to kill him
17.  He's always in everyone's business 
18. He complains about us "kids" not picking up after ourselves when in fact he doesn't either!!! Like really.

I could literally go on and on forever but I don't think you want to hear my complaints about him.